5 Horrible Lies We Tolerate Every Day

You know that saying, “sometimes it’s easier living the lie?” Well, if that still rings true we just might be living the easiest life imaginable. Who decides exactly when the jig is up, when the music stops? Because when that happens, […]

The 4 Types of Erections Everyone Should Know

Erections are actually quite mystical. When it comes to vaginas and the mystery of womanhood, the idea practically sells itself. You could read the science literature, but the enchantment prevails. I mean, what exactly IS a clitoris REALLY and why […]

Forrest Gump is a Zen Master

Forrest Gump. A man so ridiculously successful he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like that slacker with a reserved seat in after-school detention. Forrest Gump just may be the greatest example of how ignorance equals bliss—or perhaps he’s just the greatest […]

Here’s Why Bernie Sanders Could Win

I’m just going to put this out there: Bernie Sanders could win the U.S. presidential election. American politics has never been more fun. Never in a million years would anyone imagine that a billionaire racist and a socialist Jew could […]

The Karate Kid

10 Lessons The Karate Kid Taught Us

Once in a generation there comes a piece of cinema that becomes a cultural legend. The Karate Kid captured an era of American glory that was the 80’s and enthralled us with the timeless tale of an underdog who overcomes […]